Scum Doggery of an Ottoman Prince

What is a loyal friend to think when he learns that one of his closest bros, who is "taking it easy" and "not doing anything this weekend," has whisked his young sister away on a weekend trip to Vermont? This is the latest offense in the anonymous perpetrator's path of destruction and it has caused me to reflect and realize the bigger threat we're facing here. The threat is no less than the full-scale ruin and tarnishing of our generation of Americans. The proverbial torch is soon to be passed to us and as we start to stand on our own wobbly yearling legs we should be conscious of the constitution of the company we keep.

Does such a man demonstrate the integrity it takes to responsibly receive the torch? Was it the constant shirking of duties and pursuit of douchey aristocratic fancies that made this land great? I think no. So I'd just like to publicly pledge to all that I will practice the utmost integrity and square dealing in all of my affairs, personal and professional. And, I would encourage all to be wary of the snakes in the grass who would scheme and intrigue when your back is turned.

Think about it friends... Let's be better.

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You had me at Palin

Is this really news? Well I suppose it is. But who would have thought of all the other news networks out there, Sarah Palin would end up at a place like Fox. Well if there is anyone that I can think of as "Fair and Balanced" its that rustic, rough and tumble, hockey kid haulin, moose hunt'n, Russia see'n, woman from up north.... i love her.



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Sunday doodles

Now I think taking jabs at this great nation of ours has basically gotten to the point of Jesus jokes, but I still need a banner for this site, and it has got to scream.

So lets take a look at this little thought process of mine. After all if nothing else this site can serve to selfishly promote small art and craft accomplishments.

Now my initial inspiration was to make something so when you came across it, you knew you were in a place were you had the God given right to express yourself. So what else is more expressive then one scream'n eagle? Two of course.




I really dug these cartoon faces I found on the web and like the nice clean lines but in the end it was just a bit too literal. I mean the name Cartoon Politiko is just a joke, I'm not lookin turn into the Huffington Post or anything Zing! I don't even know what that is.




Ok, ok I dig ,I dig. Nice, clean, simple and to the point. "But whats up with Sam? Is he like sensored or is he blindly wanting you to do his bidding like those corporate capatalistic fat cats?" er...nah just looks cool when you do stuff like that.





Now lets take that and turn up the volume to about an 8...




Alright now i'm just havin some fun and stretch'n some photoshop muscle. Previous Sam is cool, but what whould happen if it was in HD...




Like I said, mocking America is like making a Jesus joke. It requires little skill, and its played out. I'm not trying to tred on anyone, so take it with a grain of salt. And if you are offended, then i got two words for ya. (sorry, i'm watching RAW, yeah thats right).
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